Sound clips from Office Space

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whatspappening.wav whatspappening.mp3

Lumbergh: "Hello, Peter. What's happening?"

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Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole): "Hello, Peter. What's happening? Uh, we have sort of a problem here. Yeah, you apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your T.P.S. reports."
Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston): "Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about that. I-I forgot."
Lumbergh: "Mm, yeah. You see, we're putting the cover sheets on all T.P.S. reports now before they go out. Did you see the memo abouth this?"
Peter: "Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I have the memo right here. I just, uh, forgot. But, uh, it's not shipping out till tomorrow, so there's no problem."
Lumbergh: "Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that would be great. And, uh, I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo. Mm-kay? Bye-bye, Peter."
Peter: "Yeah, yeah, no, I have-- I have the memo. I've got it. It's right..."

mmyeah.wav mmyeah.mp3

Lumbergh: "Mm, yeah."

reasonablevolume.wav reasonablevolume.mp3

Peter: "Milton, hi, uh, could you turn that down just a bit?"
Milton: "Well, I-I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9:00 to 11:00..."
Peter: "Yeah, no, no, I know you're allowed to. I uh-- I was just thinking maybe like, you know, a personal favor, you--"
Milton: "Well, I-I told Bill that if-if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's-- while she's filing, then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating. I don't see why..."
Peter: "Okay."
Milton: "...I should have to turn down the radio..."
Peter: "Yeah, alright."
Milton: "...'cause I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume..."
Peter: "Thanks."
Milton: "...from 9:00 to 11:00..."
Peter: "Milton."

yourtpsreports.wav yourtpsreports.mp3

Dom Portwood (Tom Bays): "Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your T.P.S. reports. "
Peter: "Yeah, the cover sheet. I know. I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it."
Dom: "Yeah. Did you get that memo?"
Peter: "Yeah, I got the memo. And I understand the policy and the problem is just that I forgot the one time and I've already taken cae of it, so it's not even really a problem anymore."
Dom: "Ah, yeah. It's just we're putting new cover sheets on all the T.P.S. reports before they go out now. So, if you could just go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. Alright!"

outthewindow.wav outthewindow.mp3

Samir: "No, not again, I-- Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to god, one of these days, I-I-I-I just kick this piece of shit out the window."
Michael: "You and me both, man. The thing is lucky I'm not armed."
Samir: "Piece of shit."

paperjam.wav paperjam.mp3

Samir: "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to god, one of these days, I-I-I-I just kick this piece of shit out the window."

caseofthemondays.wav caseofthemondays.mp3

Female Temp: "Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."

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jobsecurity.wav jobsecurity.mp3

Peter: "What if we're still doing this when we're 50?"
Samir: "It would be nice to have that kind of job security."

notapussy.wav notapussy.mp3

Peter: "Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I-I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doing it because, uh, because I'm a big pussy, which is why I work at Initech to begin with."
Michael: "Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech, and I don't consider myself a pussy, Okay?"
Samir: "Yes, I am also not a pussy."

bigtime.wav bigtime.mp3

Michael: "In fact, they're gonna find out the hard way I'm not a pussy if they don't start treating their software people better."
Samir: "That's right."
Michael: "They don't understand. I could program a virus that would rip that place off big time."
Peter: "Yeah."
Michael: "Big time."

cheatingonme.wav cheatingonme.mp3

Peter: "You know, sometimes I think I-- I get thinking that she's cheating on me."
Michael: "Yeah, I know what you mean."
Samir: "Yeah."
Peter: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Michael: "Nothing."

anorexic.wav anorexic.mp3

Michael: "Look, why don't you just tell Anne that you're not into hypnosis and you wanna play poker with us."
Peter: "No, I can't do that. She'll get all pissed off. And besides, I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight."
Samir: "Peter, she's anorexic."
Peter: "Yeah, I know. The guy's really good."

yourproblems.wav yourproblems.mp3

Michael: "Yeah, well, I don't think any occupational hypnotherapist gonna help you solve any of your problems. Okay? Hey, and speaking of problems. What's this I hear about you having problems with your T.P.S. reports?"
Samir: "Yeah, didn't you get that memo?"

milliondollars.wav milliondollars.mp3

Peter: "Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you would do if you had a million dollars, didn't have to work. And then, invariably, whatever you'd say, that was supposed to be your career. So if you wanted to fix old cars, then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic."
Samir: "So what did you say?"
Peter: "I nev had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech."
Michael: "No. You're working at Initech 'cause that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars."

pcloadletter.wav pcloadletter.mp3

Michael: "P.C. load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

shitnoman.wav shitnoman.mp3

Peter: "Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not fellin' real well does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.'?"
Lawrence: "No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked, sayin' somethin' like that, man."

fuckinaman.wav fuckinaman.mp3

Lawrence: "Fuckin'-A, man."

twochicks.wav twochicks.mp3

Peter: "Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
Lawrence: "I tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man."
Peter: "That's it? If you had a million dollars, y-you'd do two chicks at the same time?"
Lawrence: "Damn straight. I've always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up too. 'Cause chicks dig dudes with money."
Peter: "Well, not all chicks."
Lawrence: "Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do."
Peter: "Good point."

twochicks2.wav twochicks2.mp3

Peter: "Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
Lawrence: "I tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man."

iwoulddonothing.wav iwoulddonothing.mp3

Lawrence: "Well, what about you now? What would you do?"
Peter: "Besides two chicks at the same time?"
Lawrence: "Well, yeah."
Peter: "Nothing."
Lawrence: "Nothin', huh?"
Peter: "I would relax. I would it on my ass all day. I would do nothing."
Lawrence: "Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit."

dontdoshit.wav dontdoshit.mp3

Peter: "I would do nothing."
Lawrence: "Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit."

consultant.wav consultant.mp3

Lumbergh: "Okay then, um-- I'd like to go ahead and welcome, uh, a new member to our team here. This is, uh, Bob Slydell. Yeah. Uh-- Bob is a consultant. Yeah. He's gonna be sort of, uh, helping us out a little here. Asking us some questions, maybe seeing if there are some ways we can make things run a little more smoothly around here. Yeah."

hawaiianshirtday.wav hawaiianshirtday.mp3

Lumbergh: "Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans."

thatsgreatmilton.wav thatsgreatmilton.mp3

Milton: "I-I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because, I told-- I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time then I'm-- I'm quitting-- I'm going to quit. And I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year. And I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were married. But then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler. But I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler."
Peter: "Okay, Milton."
Milton: "And, oh, no, it's not okay because if they make me-- if they-- If they take my stapler then I'll-- I'll have to-- I'll set the building on fire."
Peter: "Okay' well, that sounds, uh, that sounds great. Uh, I'll talk to you later, alright? Bye."

goingtoquit.wav goingtoquit.mp3

Milton: "I-I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because, I told-- I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time then I'm-- I'm quitting-- I'm going to quit."

thesquirrels.wav thesquirrels.mp3

Milton: "They've moved my desk four times already this year. And I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were married."

buildingonfire.wav buildingonfire.mp3

Milton: "But then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler. But I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler."
Peter: "Okay, Milton."
Milton: "And, oh, no, it's not okay because if they make me-- if they-- If they take my stapler then I'll-- I'll have to-- I'll set the building on fire."

takemystapler.wav takemystapler.mp3

Milton: "If they-- If they take my stapler then I'll-- I'll have to-- I'll set the building on fire."

gonnaneedyouto.wav gonnaneedyouto.mp3

Lumbergh: "Um... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-kay? Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Uh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, 'kay? We, um, lost some people this week and uh, we need to sort of play catch-up. Thanks."

gonnaneedyou2.wav gonnaneedyou2.mp3

Lumbergh: "Um... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-kay?"

thatwouldbegreat.wav thatwouldbegreat.mp3

Lumbergh: "That would be great."

mm-kay.wav mm-kay.mp3

Lumbergh: "Mm-kay?"

thanks.wav thanks.mp3

Lumbergh: "Thanks."

thatsmessedup.wav thatsmessedup.mp3

Peter: "Ever since I started working, um, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
Dr. Swanson (Michael McShane): "What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Dr. Swanson: "Wow, that's messed up."

zonkmeout.wav zonkmeout.mp3

Peter: "Is there any way that you could, sort of, just zonk me out so that, like, I-I don't know that I'm at work... in here? Could I come home and think that I've ben fishing all day, or something?"

usualtime.wav usualtime.mp3

Lumbergh: [Phone rings] "Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh. It's about 10:00. Yeah, just, uh, wondering where you are. [Phone rings again] Yeah, hi. It's Bill Lumbergh again. Uh, I just wanted to make sure you knew that we did start at the, um, usual time this morning. Yeah, it isn't a half day or anything like that. So, if you could just go ahead and get here as soon as possibre, that would be terrific."

awayfrommydesk.wav awayfrommydesk.mp3

Lumbergh: "Yeah, hi. It's Bill Lum-- Yeah, it's-- Yeah, hi. It's Bill Lumber-- Yeah, it's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just checking in, in case you called while I was gone."

hello.wav hello.mp3

Peter: "Hello"

didntfeellikeit.wav didntfeellikeit.mp3

Peter: "Hello?"
Anne (Alexandra Wentworth): "Peter, what's going on?"
Peter: "Huh?"
Anne: "It's 3:30, why aren't you at work?"
Peter: "Because I-- I-- I didn't feel like it."

lunchtoday.wav lunchtoday.mp3

Peter: "Hi, I'm Peter."
Joanna (Jennifer Aniston): "Hi, can I help you?"
Peter: "What are you doin' for lunch today?"
Joanna: "Uh, well, our specials today are blackened chicken and-- It's actually right there on the board. Excuse me."
Brian: "Hey, look who's back! Table for three to-- [Peter sidesteps him]"
Peter: "I was askin' what you were doin' for lunch. Would you like to have lunch with me?"
Joanna: "Are you-- Are you serious?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Joanna: "Yeah. Um, I don't-- I don't, uh-- I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
Peter: "Oh, okay. Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm gonna go next door and get a table. And if you'd like to join me, uh, no big deal, alright? And if not, that's cool too. Okay?"
Joanna: "Okay."
Peter: "Alright."
Joanna: "When you say, next door, do you mean, uh, Chili's or-or Flinger's?"
Peter: "Flinger's."
Joanna: "Okay."

youdohere.wav youdohere.mp3

Bob Slydel: "What-- What would you say you do here?"

wrongwithyoupeople.wav wrongwithyoupeople.mp3

Bob Slydel: "What-- What would you say you do here?"
Smykowski: "Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

youaremichaelbolton.wav youaremichaelbolton.mp3

Bob Slydell: "Let's see... You are Michael... Bolton?"
Michael: "Yeah."
Bob Porter: "Is that your real name?"
Michael: "Yeah."
Bob Slydell: "Are you any realation to the pop singer?"
Bob Porter: ""
Michael: "No, it's-- It's just a coincidence."
Bob Slydell: "Because, I'll be honest with you. I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan."
Bob Porter: "Me too."
Bob Slydell: "For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'."
Bob Porter: "But you must really love his music, huh?"
Michael: "Yeah, he's-- he's-- he's pretty-- He's pretty good, I uess."
Bob Slydell: "You're goddamn right, he is."
Michael: "Right."
Bob Porter: "So, tell me. What's your favorite song of his?"
Michael: "Mmm... I don't-- I don't know. I mean, I guess I sort of like them all."
Bob Slydell: "That's a riot. I'm the exact same way. But it must be twice as hard for you, being having the same name as him. I celebrate the guy's entire catalog. Anyway, let's get down to business, Michael."
Michael: "You know, you can just call me Mike."

micaelboltonfan.wav micaelboltonfan.mp3

Bob Slydell: "I'll be honest with you. I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan."
Bob Porter: "Me too."
Bob Slydell: "For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'."

prettygoodiguess.wav prettygoodiguess.mp3

Michael: "Yeah, he's-- he's-- he's pretty-- He's pretty good, I uess."
Bob Slydell: "You're goddamn right, he is."

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Bob Slydell: "I celebrate the guy's entire catalog."

reallyniceisit.wav reallyniceisit.mp3

Joanna: "Wow! This place is really... nice."
Peter: "Yeah... Is it?"

aboutmyflair.wav aboutmyflair.mp3

Peter: "We're not in Kansas anymore."
Joanna: "Yeah, really."
Peter: "It's on your--"
Joanna: "Oh! Yeah, that's-- That's-- That's, uh-- That's one of my-- my pieces of flair."
Peter: "What's a piece of flair?"
Joanna: "Oh, it's, uh, where, you know, like these suspenders and, uh, the buttons are all sort of-- we're re-- We're actually required to wear, um, 15 pieces of flair. It's really stupid, actually."
Peter: "Do you get to pick 'em yourself?"
Joanna: "Yeah, yeah, we do. Although I didn't actually chose these. I, um-- I just, sort of, grabbed, you know, 15 buttons and just-- I don't even know what they say. You know, I don't-- I don't really care. I don't really like talking about my flair."
Peter: "Okay."

wheredoyouwork.wav wheredoyouwork.mp3

Joanna: "So, where do you work, uh, Peter?"
Peter: "Initech."
Joanna: "And, yeah, what-- what do you do there?"
Peter: "I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch."
Joanna: "What's that?"
Peter: "Well, see, they worte all this bank software and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998. Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh-- It doesn't really matter. I, uh, don't like my job, and, uh. I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."
Joanna: "You're just not gonna go?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Joanna: "Won't you get fired?"
Peter: "I don't know. But I really don't like it and, uh, I'm not gonna go."
Joanna: "So, you're gonna quit?"
Peter: "Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh-- I'm just gonna stop going."
Joanna: "When did you decide all of that?"
Peter: "About an hour ago."
Joanna: "Oh, really."
Peter: "Yeah."
Joanna: "About an hour ago."
Peter: "So, you gonna get another job?"
Joanna: "I don't think I'd like another job."
Peter: "Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and--"
Joanna: "You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either."

notgonnago.wav notgonnago.mp3

Peter: "I, uh, don't like my job, and, uh. I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."
Joanna: "You're just not gonna go?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Joanna: "Won't you get fired?"
Peter: "I don't know. But I really don't like it and, uh, I'm not gonna go."
Joanna: "So, you're gonna quit?"
Peter: "Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh-- I'm just gonna stop going."

payingbills.wav payingbills.mp3

Peter: "So, you gonna get another job?"
Joanna: "I don't think I'd like another job."
Peter: "Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and--"
Joanna: "You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either."

watchkungfu.wav watchkungfu.mp3

Joanna: "Uh, well, so what do you wanna do?"
Peter: "I wanna take you out to dinner and then I want to go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu. Do you ever watch Kung Fu?"
Joanna: "I love Kung Fu."
Peter: "Channel 39."
Joanna: "Totally."
Peter: "You should come over and watch Kung Fu tonight."
Joanna: "Okay."
Peter: "Great."
Joanna: "Okay. Can we order lunch first?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Joanna: "Okay."

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Lumbergh: "Hi, Milton. What's happening?"
Milton: "I'm sorry?"
Lumbergh: "Um, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and move your desk again."
Milton: "Eh-- What? No."
Lumbergh: "So, if you could go ahead and get it as far back against that wall as possible, that would be great."
Milton: "No, no, because I was-- I was told I no longer to move my desk--"
Lumbergh: "That way, we'll have some room for some of these boxes and things we need to put in here."
Milton: "There 's no room."
Lumbergh: "And, uh-- Oh. Oh, there it is."
Milton: "What? If--"
Lumbergh: "Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you. [Lumbergh takes his stapler]"
Milton: "Mm!"
Lumbergh: "So, if you could just get to that as soon as possible, that would be terrific. Mm-kay? Thanks a bunch, Milton."
Milton: "But--"
Lumbergh: "Good-bye."
Milton: "Well, okay, but, I could set the building on fire."

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Milton: "Well, okay, but, I could set the building on fire."

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Michael: "Peter."
Peter: "Michael."
Michael: "What the hell's going on, man? I thought you were gonna come in here and start shooting."
Peter: "No. I just came to get my address book. I'm not gonna stay. I got a phone number, Mike, that I don't wanna lose."
Michael: "What? Peter, you're in deep shit. You were supposed to come in on Saturday. What were you doing?"
Peter: "Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be."
Michael: "Well, I hope you have a better story than that for Lumbergh. You know, you're supposed to be having your interview right now with the cunsultants."
Peter: "The who?"
Michael: "The consultants. What has gotten into you?"
Peter: "Oh, yeah. Right."
Michael: "Wait, Peter. Peter. You gotta postpone it, man. Tell 'em you've been sick. Make something up."
Peter: "Oh, no way. No, I feel great. It's the best day of my life."

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Michael: "What the hell's going on, man? I thought you were gonna come in here and start shooting."

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Peter: "I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be."

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Bob Slydell: "I'm Bob Slydell. This is my associate Bob Porter."
Peter: "Oh, hi, Bob. Bob."

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Bob Slydell: "You see, what we're actually trying to do here is we're just-- We're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work. So, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day for you?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Bob Slydell: "Great."
Peter: "Well, I generally come in at least 15 minutes late. Uh, I use the side door. That way Lumbergh can't see me. And, uh, and after that I sort of space out for about an hour."
Bob Porter: "Uh, space out?"
Peter: "Yeah. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for, uh, pobably another hour after lunch too. I'd say in a givin week, I probably do about 15 minutes of real, actual work."
Bob Slydell: "Uh, Peter, would you be a good sport and indulge us and just tell us a little more?"
Peter: "Oh, yeah. Let me tell you about T.P.S. reports."

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Peter: "And after that I sort of space out for about an hour."
Bob Porter: "Uh, space out?"
Peter: "Yeah. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for, uh, pobably another hour after lunch too. I'd say in a givin week, I probably do about 15 minutes of real, actual work."

actualwork.wav actualwork.mp3

Peter: "I'd say in a givin week, I probably do about 15 minutes of real, actual work."

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Peter: "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."
Bob Porter: "Don't-- Don't care?"
Peter: "It's a problem of mitivation, alright. Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see a dime. So where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now."
Bob Slydell: "I beg your pardon?"
Peter: "Eight bosses."
Bob Slydell: "Eight?"
Peter: "Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight diffenert people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motvation is not to be hasseled. That and the fear losing my job. But you know, Bob, that'll only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."

ijustdontcare.wav ijustdontcare.mp3

Peter: "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."

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Peter: "That's my only real motvation is not to be hasseled. That and the fear losing my job. But you know, Bob, that'll only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."

hypothetical.wav hypothetical.mp3

Bob Slydell: "What if, and believe me, this is so hypothetical, but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity-sharing program? Would that do anything for you?"
Peter: "I don't know. I guess."

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Peter: "Listen, I'm gonna go. Uh, it's been really nice talking to both of you guys."
Bob Slydell: "Absolutely. The pleasure's been all on this side of the table, trust me."
Peter: "Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well."
Bob Slydell: "Okay."
Bob Porter: "Thanks a lot."
Bob Slydell: "Great."
Bob Porter: "Yeah."
Bob Slydell: "Wow."

withyourlayoffs.wav withyourlayoffs.mp3

Peter: "Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well."

aboutyourflair.wav aboutyourflair.mp3

Stan, Chotchkie's Manager (Mike Judge): "We neen to talk about your flair."
Joanna: "Really? I-I have 15 pieces on. I also--"
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: "Well, 15 is the minimum, okay?"
Joanna: "Oh, okay."
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: "Now, you know, it's up to you whether or not you wanna just do the bare minimum or, uh-- Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair on today. And a terrific smile."
Joanna: "Okay, so you want me to wear more?"
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: "Look, Joanna--"
Joanna: "Yeah?"
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay?"
Joanna: "They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That's what the flair's about. It's about fun."
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: "Yeah. Okay, so more then, yeah?"
Joanna: "Look, we want you to express yourself. Okay? Now, if you feel that the bare minumum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that. Okay? You do wanna express yourself, don't you?"
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: "Y-Yeah."
Joanna: "Okay, great, great. That's all I ask."
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: "Okay."

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Bob Slydell: "Right, so there's three more people we can easily lose. And then there's Tom Smykowski. He's useless. Gone."
Dom: "Sounds good to me."

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Bob Slydell: "I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now, we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy, that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him."
Lumbergh: "Ooh. Yeah, um-- I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there. Yeah, uh, he's been real flaky lately and I'm just not sure that he's the caliber person that we would want for upper management. He's also been having some problems with his T.P.S. reports."
Bob Porter: "I'll handle this. We feel that the problem isn't with Peter."
Bob Slydell: "Mm-mmm."
Bob Porter: "It's that you haven't challenged him enough to get him really motivated."
Bob Slydell: "There it is."
Lumbergh: "Yeah, uh, uh, well, I'm just not sure about that right now."

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Bob Slydell: "Yeah, Bill, let me ask you a real quick question here. How much time would you say you spend each week deaing with these T.P.S. reports?"
Lumbergh: "Yeah."

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Lumbergh: "So, Peter, what's happening? Uh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those T.P.S. reports for us this afternoon?"
Peter: "No."
Lumbergh: "Ah, yeah. So I guess we should probably go ahead and have a little talk, hmm?"
Peter: "Not right now, Lumberg. I'm-- I'm kinda busy. In fact, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and just come back another time. I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes."
Lumbergh: "Uh, I wasn't aware of a meeting with them."
Peter: "Yeah, they called me at home. "

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Lumbergh: "That sounds good, Peter. And, uh, we'll go ahead and get this all fixed up for you. great."

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