American Pie

Sound clips from American Pie

desensitize.wav
Michelle: Now, I have two rubbers, wear them both it will desensitize you. I don’t want you cumming so damn early this time.

flute.wav
Michelle: At band camp I stuck a flute in my pussy.

gay.wav
Stifler: My god….you’re gay.
Oz: Oh come on.

milf.wav
It’s a milf. What the hell is that? M I L F, mom I’d like to fuck.

questions.wav
Oz: It was just like that college chick told me. All that you got to do is just ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Stifler: I don't know man, that sounds like a lot of work.

reattached.wav
Stifler: I think you need your balls reattached.

shaved.wav
Jim's Dad: Shaved is a magazine I'm not to familiar with.

suckme.wav
Oz: Suck me beautiful.
College Chick: What did you just say?
Oz: Suck me beautiful.

tit.wav
Jim: Oh oh the tit, that is a tit. Yes.

used.wav
Jim: Oh my god, she used me. I was used, I was used. Cool.