Sound clips from Animal House
John Belushi: My advice to you… is to start drinking heavily.
Lisa Baur: Would you rather be alone?
Kevin Bacon: Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Lisa Baur: No, really… Anything.
Assume the position.wav
Mark Metcalf: Assume the position.
John Vernon: You’ll get your chance, smart guy!
James Widdoes: I’d like to address these charges one at a time, if I may.
Verna Bloom: You… still wanna show me your cucumber?
Mark Metcalf: For God’s sake! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal?
Mark Metcalf: You’re a goddamned disgrace!
Peter Riegert: I’ve done a lot of things you don’t know about.
John Vernon: Then, as of this moment, they’re on double secret probation.
Double secret 2.wav
James Widdoes: We’re on double secret probation, whatever that is.
Down the drain.wav
John Belushi: Seven years of college down the drain!
College girls: Eewww!
Fat drunk stupid.wav
John Vernon: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
John Belushi: Food fight!
John Vernon: The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.
Tim Matheson: Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?
James Widdoes: I think you’d be glad later if you weren’t here now.
Tim Matheson: We are gonna die.
Is this great.wav
Stephen Furst: Oh, boy, is this great!
Mark Metcalf: Now listen up, you nauseating pile of blubber!
Tom Hulce: I think it’s locked or something.
John Belushi: Hey! … What’s this lyin’ around s***?
Tim Matheson: I got news for ya, pal. They’re gonna nail us no matter what we do!
Nothing is over.wav
John Belushi: Nothing is over until we decide it is!
Stephen Furst: I hope I score! Oh boy! Oh boy!
Out with it.wav
John Vernon: Out with it!
Martha Smith: That boy is a P-I-G, pig!
Tim Matheson: He can’t do that to our pledges.
Peter Riegert: Only we can do that to our pledges.
James Daughton: Don’t you have any respect for yourself?
Peter Riegert: This is ridiculous.
Tom Hulce: What are we gonna do?
Riegert and Tim Matheson: … Road trip.
Tim Matheson: What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules.
John Vernon: Put a sock in it, boy, or else you’ll be out of here like s*** through a goose.
String ’em up.wav
John Vernon: I am gonna string ’em up by the balls! That’s what I’m gonna do!
Supposed to be.wav
Martha Smith: Is it supposed to be this soft?
John Belushi and others: Toga… Toga!… Toga!… Toga!… Toga!
Tim Matheson: You guys up for a toga party?
John Belushi: Toga! Toga!
James Widdoes: We’ve gotta do something.
Peter Riegert: He’s right.
Tim Matheson: You’re right… We’ve gotta do something.
Matheson: Ya know what we gotta do?
Riegert and Matheson: … Toga party.
Work on game.wav
Peter Riegert: I gotta work on my game.
Tim Matheson: No, no, no. Don’t think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.
Mark Metcalf: You’re all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty!
W T F.wav
John Vernon: What the f***’s going on down there?
Douglas Kenney as Stork: Well, what the hell we supposed to do, ya moron?
Tim Matheson: Okay, this guy’s a real zero; that’s true.