Best In Show

Sound clips from Best in Show

cow.wav
Meg: Beatrice has been showing signs of depression.
Hamilton: She’s also been very very angry with us. Ever since she saw us having sex.
Therapist: When you were having sex was in different or unusual in any way?
Meg: We got a book, Kama Sutra. I lit some candles, played some music and got myself into a position that wasn’t very easy for me emotionally. It’s called the congreous of the cow, where the woman is bent over the hands are on the floor and the man is behind.

hundreds.wav
Gerry: She was very popular back then, she had dozens of boyfriends.
Cookie: Hundreds!
Gerry: Hundres?
Cookie: Yeah, hundreds.
Gerry: I did not know that.

pepperoni.wav
Scott: Do me a favor, get one of those pepperoni sticks out, I just wanna hold it.

soup.wav
Sherri: We both have so much in common, we both love soup and we love the outdoors, we love snowpeas and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.