Sound clips from Chasing Amy
Silent Bob: Do or do not. There is no try.
Jay: Knock that shit off!
Banky: Since you like chicks right you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
Banky: What I tell you she just needs the right guy. All every woman really wants be it mother, senator or nun is some serious deep dickin’.
Jay: So why the long face, horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I’m just having a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressing charges? I get that allot.
Banky: I mean not for nothing, but when a girl goes down on me I let her know where to go and what the status is. You got to handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel, constant updates.
Holden: Oh my God! Who are you? Larry fucking Flint! What are you gonna do with all those?
Banky: Read the articles. What do you think I’m gonna do with ’em. They’re stroke books stupid!
Holden: You got like 30 books in there! We’re only gonna be gone for 2 days!
Banky: Variety is the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I’m in the mood for nasty close ups. Sometimes I like airbrush. Sometimes it’s a spread brown eye kind of night. Sometimes it’s girl on girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do. Sometimes, not often, but sometimes I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
Holden: So what’d you do last night?
Alyssa: Got laid.
[scene when Banky gives Holden the man hating dike test]
[scene in the truck when Holden professes his love for Alyssa]
waitress: All right boys. What will it be?
Jay: Yo Flo, tell Mell to whip me up a toasted bagel with cream cheese. You want one too? Make that two and kiss my grits. Nooooch.
Holden: Can’t do it G, I’m in love.
Jay: There ain’t no such thing. You got to boil it down to the essentials. It’s Like Cube says, Life ain’t nothing, but bitches and money.
[scene when Silent Bob tells his story about chasing Amy]
Jay: Snoochie Boochies? Who the fuck talks like that? That is fucking baby talk!