Sound clips from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Customer: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad: Mister, if you don’t shut up, I’m going to kick one hundred percent of your ass!
Spicoli: Haha, those guys are fags.
Brad: Why don’t you get a job Spicoli?
Spicoli: What for?
Brad: You need money.
Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves a cool buzz and I’m fine.
Brad: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Spicoli: Well somethin’ happened to ’em
Brad: Come on Spicoli, just put the shirts back on. See that sign?
Stoners: No shirt, no shoes, no dice! [laughter]
Brad: Right, learn it, know it, live it.
Spicoli: Hey bud, let’s
Teacher: Hey, you in my class?
Spicoli: I am today.
I’m so wasted