Sound clips from Jerry Maguire
Laurel (Bonnie Hunt): Don’t cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end like I do.
Jerry (Tom Cruise): You know this is going to change everything.
Dorothy (Renee Zellweger): Promise?
Jerry: Help me, Rod. Help me help you.
Jerry: My name is Jerry Maguire, I’m a sports agent. You could say I’m at the top of my game, but something just isn’t right.
Jerry: I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial, starring you, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens.
Rod (Cuba Gooding Jr.): See, some dudes might have the coin, but they will never have the kwan. Truth, love, respect.
Rod: You bet on me like I bet on you.
Rod: You are hanging on by a very thin thread. And I DIG THAT ABOUT YOU!
Rod: Show me the money.
Rod: I’M ALL HEART MOTHERFUCKER!
Rod: See, that’s the difference between us. You think we’re fighting, and I think we’re finally talking.
Jerry: I love you. You complete me.
Avery (Kelly Preston): If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I would do it.
Rod: Well, boo fucking hoo.
Rod: This is some bullshit.
Jerry: You know, I don’t think we need to do the thing where we tell each other everything.
Bob Sugar (Jay Mohr): I don’t want to say he was drug induced or whatever, but the fact is the guy just completely fucking freaked out.
Bob Sugar: Could you get past yourself for a second? Jesus!
Jerry: I’m glad we had this talk.
Dicky Fox: I love getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say, “This is going to be a great day!”
Jerry: Yeah, what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you.
Rod: It’s a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it’s a family motto. Are you ready Jerry?
Jerry: I’m ready.
Rod: Just want to make sure you’re ready, brother. Cuz here it is… show me the money.
Rod: I love black people.
Jerry: I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!
Rod: I love the black man!
Jerry: I LOVE THE BLACK MAN! SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Rod: Who’s your motherfucker Jerry?
Jerry: YOUR MY MOTHERFUCKER!
Jerry: He said I don’t know what it’s like to be a black person? I’m Mr. black people!
Bob Sugar: It’s not show friends, it’s show business.
Avery: NEVER STOP FUCKING ME!
Jerry: Sooner or later I’m gonna have to stop.
Rod: A real man wouldn’t shoplift the pootie from a single mother.
Jerry: I didn’t shoplift the pootie… alright, I shoplifted the pootie.
Jerry: I’m not letting you get rid of me.
Ray: Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry: Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?
Ray: Lets go right now. Lets go to the zoo.
Jerry: Ray, the zoo ya know, the fucking zoo’s closed, Ray.
Ray: You said fuck.
Jerry: Yeah I did, did I, is that…
Ray: I won’t tell.