The Big Lebowski

Sound clips from The Big Lebowski

dude.wav
The Dude: You got the wrong guy, I’m the dude, man.

dudeness.wav
The Dude: I’m the dude, so that’s what you call me. Ya know uhhh, that or uhhh his dudeness or duder or el dudoreno if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

money.wav
Nihilist: Where’s the money? I want that money. Where’s the money?
The Dude: It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look.

rug.wav
The Dude: His wife goes out and owes money all over town and they pee on my rug.
Walter: They pee on your fucking rug.
The Dude: They peed on my fucking rug.
Walter: That’s right dude, they peed on your fucking rug.

beverage.wav
The Dude: Hey careful man there’s a beverage here.

fuck it.wav
Walter: Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling.

Jesus.wav
The Dude: Jesus!
Jesus: You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.

shut up.wav
Walter: Shut the fuck up Donnie!

calm.wav
The Dude: Just take it easy man.
Walter: I’m perfectly calm dude.
The Dude: Yeah, waving the fucking gun around.
Walter: Calmer than you are.
The Dude: Just take it easy.
Walter: Calmer than you are.

rules.wav
Walter: Smokey this is not Nam this is bowling, there are rules.

asshole.wav
Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No, you’re not wrong.
Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole.
Walter: Okay then.

pain.wav
Walter: Smokey my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.
The Dude: Walter man.
Walter: You mark that frame an 8 you’re entering a world of pain. A world of pain.