Sound clips from Major League
Announcer: Just a reminder, fans, about “Die-Hard Night” coming up here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.
Announcer: That’s all we got? One goddamn hit.
Assistant: You can’t say goddamn on the air.
Announcer: Don’t worry, nobody’s listening anyway.
Cerrano: You no help me now, I say, fuck you Jobu, I do it myself.
Lou: Well, you may run like Mays but you hit like shit.
Announcer: Just a bit outside.
Announcer: Post-game show is brought to you by… Christ, I can’t find it. To hell with it!