The Princess Bride

Sound clips from The Princess Bride

“Bye-bye, boys! -Have fun storming the castle!” – [Carol Kane and Billy Crystal]

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” – [Mandy Patinkin]

“Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well known is this: Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Hahahahahah.” [Vizzini falls over dead] – [Wallace Shawn]

“Haha… you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.” – [Wallace Shawn]

“Am I going mad, or did the word ‘think’ escape your lips?” – [Wallace Shawn]

“Inconceivable!” – [Wallace Shawn]

“Did I make it clear that your job is at stake?” – [Wallace Shawn]

“I’m waiting!” – [Wallace Shawn]

“Get used to disappointment” – [Cary Elwes]

“Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End.” – [Peter Falk]

“Hear this now: I will always come for you. -But how can you be sure? -This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?” – [Cary Elwes and Robin Wright]

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile.” – [Cary Elwes]

“Is this a kissing book?” – [Fred Savage]