Sound clips from Raising Arizona
prison counselor: Why do you say you feel trapped in a man’s body?
prisoner: Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.
parole board guy: You’re not just tellin’ us what we wanna hear?
H.I. McDunnough (Nicolas Cage): No sir, no way.
parole board guy: Cause we just want to hear the truth.
Hi: Well, then I guess I am tellin’ you what you wanna hear.
parole board guy: Boy, didn’t we just tell you not to do that?
Hi: Yes sir.
parole board guy: OK then.
Hi: What, are you kiddin’? We got us a family here!
Gale Snoats (John Goodman): So many social engagements… so little time.
Hi: I’ll be takin’ these Huggies, and whatever cash you got.
Smalls: You wanna find an outlaw you call an outlaw. You wanna find a Dunkin’ Donuts call a cop.
Gale: Alright you hayseeds it’s a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
old timer: Well, which is it young Feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say if’n I freeze I can’t rightly drop. And if’n I drop, I’m gonna be in motion. Y’see?
Gale: Shut up!
old timer: OK then.
Edwina ‘Ed’ McDunnough (Holly Hunter): I’m not gonna live this way, Hi. It just ain’t family life.
Hi: Well, it ain’t Ozzie and Harriet.
Gale: You understand, Hi? If this works out it’s just the beginning of a spree to cover the entire southwest proper. And we keep going until we can retire. Or we get caught.
Evelle: Either way we’re fixed for life.
Gale: Where’s Jr.?
Evelle: What do you mean? Didn’t you put him in?
Gale: No, I thought… where’d we leave him? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!