Sound clips from Road Trip
E.L.: Any time you pass up sex, you’re cheating on yourself. Think about it Josh you’re in college, the window of opportunity to drink, and do drugs, and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.
E.L.: That was Awesome !!
Josh: Wait a second.
E.L.: Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany? Yes!
Josh: Shit, oh no… oh no!
E.L.: Or if you’re to wasted to remember, it is not cheating. Because if you can’t really remember it, it never really took place.
Old Timer: You know what you’re problem is? You’re all brains, not enough cock-n-balls.
Rubin: Do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? Our car exploded last night and I’m practically all out.
Motel Clerk: Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not, thank you for asking though.
E.L.: You guys broke up, then you hugged, and then you left?
Josh: Yeah, pretty much.
E.L.: Ahh, loser! You always have sex with the girl one last time before you break up, everyone knows that.
Rhonda: Not even once?
DJ Qualls: I mean, I’ve had sex before just never with a person.