Sound clips from Sixteen Candles
Ted: No problem
Long Duk Dong: Ahhh no more
Ted: Fresh breath is a priority in my life.
Sam: I can’t believe my grandmother actually felt me up.
Long Duk Dong: What’s happening
Ted: By nights end, I predict that me and her will interface.
Ted: We’ve got $7 and a pair of girls underpants… We’re safe as kittens, ok.
Sam: I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.
Ted: This information cannot leave this room okay, it would devastate my reputation as a dude.
Ted: I mean, not many girls in contemporary